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The bar exam. Wow....who would have thunk the day would actually come where I'd be studying for that?! Life events such as this are surreal and beyond my capacity to fathom how they arrive so quickly! First it was high school graduation. Then college (dorm rooms, 3 hours of sleep, vending machines, boys!). Then college graduation. Then law school. Then I turned 25!!!! (quarter of a century!).then law school graduation. and now I'm holed-up in the Seattle U law library beating myself over the face with a Barbri book thinking....how in god's name did I get myself into this shit storm?! I mean, where did my life go so terribly wrong?! Why am I not on some tropical island teaching Dutch tourists how to scuba dive and making little cucumber sandwiches for the dive boat?! Because, like, that would be WAY better than this BS. Another equally as plausible question is, why didn't I strive for my MRS. degree while at GU and marry some poor schmuck catholic engineer and have poor schmuck catholic babies? Stay-at-home mom I could totes do....as long as I established my alcohol dependency right after breast feeding time was over.
You know I'm desperate when I'd take children over my current situation. ew....babies. ew. ick. Ok changed my mind. I'd rather be a lawyer. So I better get back to making that sorta maybe possible....I'll reappear in my own life in T-minus three weeks....