Who do you think you are

So I watch the bachelorette occasionally (every Monday). Originally, I hated the series. Nat and Jenn (and later Shaun) got me into the season with Jason from Seattle. I was totally smitten by this guy! Other than the way he went in for a kiss...which totally gave me the willies. And then he shit on all that is holy and dumped Melissa, the beautiful and lovely Melissa, for this stupid Molly chick. Cause he like, loved her more or something idiotic like that. this just backed-up my whole theory about guys and thinking with their *woohoos* rather than their heads and being selfish buttheads. So I stopped watching. I had a bad first impression. Plus Chris Harrison like totally irks me but whatevs.
THEN I was hanging out with my friend, a guy no less, who watched it and he wrangled me into watching it because he couldn't watch it alone...I'm presuming. It's against all that is manly man. And I'm hooked once again. Ali is so super cute! and looks like a real girl! Ah....refreshing. Roberto may be the real reason I keep up with the show :) If he's not picked and is the next bachelor...consider my tape sent! Any hoots. to my point. I watched Monday's episode last night on my computer (at 9:30 because I didn't finish studying until then). And now, thanks to Frank, I'm back to believe that love is mostly for the birds. (Leave it to the birds and the bees, I want money! 80's song...) So here's to Frank and Nicole:
Dear Frank,
You shit on love when you left the bachelorette. Ali LOVED you! We all totally saw it. What is worse is that you made us sit through your break up on national television!! I mean, that convo is bad enough when I'm in it for reals, live and up close. I don't need to also volunteer to see it. It was like a train wreck though and I couldn't stop. But, I must say that at least you didn't pull a Jason and wait till it was all over. Cause then I swear I would have abandoned the whole series! maybe. And at least you cried. Because men who hold it back are jackasses (I'm looking at you Tucci).
So thanks but no thanks.
And one more thing, Nicole is not that cute. Like, not cute at all. Just saying....