Tuesday, January 11, 2011

For example, Miike Snow...

I think I have an anxiety disorder. Or hypochondria...either or. I was going to write today about the Seahawks game but I was listening to Miike Snow on the bus, thinking about the anxiety I experienced today and the almost-right-hook I threw at the Miike Snow concert. Which inspired me to write this. Let me explain before you take this post as the evidence you need to confirm your preconceived suspicion that I'm certifiable.
Ian (brother), Meredith (brother's girlfriend) and I went to see a band name Miike Snow this fall in Seattle. It is a "standing room only" sort of thing. So after getting a few drinks at the bar (priorities right?) we decided to muscle our way to the front...with me leading the pack. After using my seeming-innocence with the men, and my right-elbow-to-the-ribs with the females, we made it to the stage! It's there that Ian tells me not to let anyone muscle past me...no matter what! Do not give me a direct order without believing that I'll follow it. Soooo...I get pushed in the back. I turn around swingin'. Don't mess with a country girl. I'll hit you in the face. Seriously. Just ask The Bear (college slut) or Sara Z. (cheer friend who bet me I wouldn't do it). I think the look on Meredith's face was shock and awe. Ian just looked embarrassed. The rest of the concert I felt like an idiot, which didn't stop me from proceeding to almost get in a few more fights. But that one guy deserved it!
Before the concert I knew this was going to happen. I don't like crowds. Being shoved into a small space with a whole bunch of morons makes me lose my breath (and my mind). I'd rather spare my heart the palpitations and just stay home. It's how I've always been at concerts. I used to think it was claustrophobic (or hypochondria either or) because when I'm closed in I feel anxious...for lack of a better word. But there are other times where I feel like I may faint or hyperventilate, for little to no reason.
Today I had a to-do list (which gives me anxiety inandof itself): pick up dry cleaning, pick up camera at best buy, 3 mile run, lifting-legs day, studying and school. I woke up at 7am thinking about this list and couldn't get back to sleep. Just thinking about it made my throat close just a smidge. I had until 6pm to get all this done. That's like, almost 12 hours. I mean, what if there is traffic? what if I can't find a parking space at best buy? what if I get in an accident? What if I lose motivation to run? What if...I stop being such a princess drama queen and just shut the F up. Even typing it out makes me feel both silly and anxious. The funny thing is, I did all of these things by 1pm. With time to make myself a delicious lunch. WTF is wrong with me?! Personally, I blame my parents. For a few reasons: the first being that I'm too perfect...it can't be something wrong with me, and secondly, everyone gets to blame their parents for something and this seems like a perfectly good opportunity to use my "blame the parents" card.
What it probably is (because I didn't feel like this ever in Cashmere or Spokane) is that the big bad city is a teensy bit overwhelming for me. I think, like that maybe I have a flaw!!! SHIT! Is like what it feels like to be you?! ....how do you like, deal?! Once I get used to the hustle and bustle this small flaw will dissipate and all will be well. For now though, I think I'm going to stick to taking the bus and avoid the Showbox concert hall.

that's all for now.
--LJW

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